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chrissy-kaos · 5 months ago

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And to know you is hard, we wonder..

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smoreal · 2 years ago

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Infuriated that the oven fucked me over again with this batch of cookies WHAT the fuck

#every single time I make cookies they look fuckin ugly and I hold such a rage for this damned oven #bc our last one didn’t fkn do this to me #we were partners in crime #he had my back #we were a team.#clenched jaw tag

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twisted-wonderland-but-gayer · 1 month ago

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Who do you think has the highest twst equivalent of doulingo streak?

It started as a joke between Gloomurai and MuscleRed to compare their duolingo streaks and see who can get a higher score.

Riddle found it intriguing and dabbled for quite a while before it got a bit stale to him. There's better ways to learn language in his eyes.

Cater doesn't do it but he makes the Spanish or Vanish memes

No one expected Malleus to even be able to use a phone well enough for him to be on his day 1087 streak. It is the only way he knows how to use it. The little owl is like his Gao Gao Dragon and needs daily enrichment! Doesn't see what all the fuss about the owl being a menace. Clearly you haven't been taking good care of Duo.

However none of them compare to Yuu, who's painstakingly taking notes as they're learning two languages at once from the app since their own language doesn't exist in TWST. Almost a year here and they still don't know honorifics but they do know how to ask if someones boyfriend is a horse with various slurs picked up by students.

#not writing #not requests #ramshackle #i keel thinking abt a yuu from a vastly different culture and in their eyes gets equally hate crimed and asked out/propositioned every day #or people flirting with tnem so obviously but Yuus like “hmm this person hasnt brought hasnt brought me a shiny rock were such good friends #or just someones lighly saying tbey wanna marry yuu and yuus like “wtf if marriage”#or yuu having a very subtle courting culture that works every time and when their partner finally asks them out theyre just #“you watches the stars with me and said you liked the moon a few month ago you already asked me out were dating”#or “you accepted the patch of moss i have picked out for you. are we not dating??”

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partnersincrimesuau · 4 months ago

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PARTNERS IN CRIME - Stevinel SU Fan Comic Chapter 3: Tools for Trade Page No. 9

Ch.1 Start Ch.2 Start Ch.3 Start Previous Next

WHICH PAGE TOOK THE LONGEST AND SCREWED UP MY WHOLE SCHEDULE???

Me *grabs this page by the neck*: YOU

The entire background of the middle panel is a completely different drawing from the one on page 7!!! As much as I would have loved to copy and paste it, my OCD brain couldn't cope with that and so I just HAD to redraw the entire thing from a slightly different angle. I do like this page, but damn, it really messed up my schedule a lot.

Steven leaves a good impression by making a very helpful suggestion, and Spinel lets him know she's impressed!!!

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(Made in FireAlpaca and Sketchbook on iPad) Steven Universe is owned by Rebecca Sugar

#partners in crime #steven universe comic #spinel steven universe #steven universe #spinel #partners in crime chapter 3 #forgot what chapter we were in for a second lol

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warrior-of-storms · 1 month ago

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they're menaces, they know that they're menaces, and they take pride in being menaces together.

Gwen can and will crash on Terry & Dana's couch when she's in the area, and her greatest joy in life is annoying old Bruce because she's not a Bat and he can't do anything about her. Gwen is like the sister Terry never had. They share like half a braincell whenever they're in the same place at the same time. Bruce is so done with them all of the time.

Somehow, Gwen's life is miserable enough that she considers visiting Terry in Gotham to be a vacation.

#tangled threads #warrior's thoughts #warrior draws #gwen stacy #terry mcginnis #they got their powers in the same calendar year #terry's a little over a year older than gwen #they were mask-only friends for ages until gwen happened to be in gotham as a civilian and her spider sense went off #not in the danger way but in the recognizing a friend way the spiders sometimes do #and she was like “oh! hey! that's weird”#so she did an identity reveal the next time they were out together in masks #anyway me when I can make a spider & bat pair: 🥰#i mean in threadverse canon we have dick grayson & peter parker: besties in masks but hate each other in civvies #then there's carrie kelley & miles morales: alternate universe besties just trying to make sense of the new universe #and my most bigbrained genius take terry mcginnis & gwen stacy: partners in crime(fighting)#also we could talk about the parallel of gwen & terry both having done prison time #but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

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july-19th-club · 1 year ago

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i think the funniest neal relationship is when he's dating sara because 90% of it is 'we both like to be dressed to the nines at all hours of the day and night, we should fuck about it' and the instant they have any disagreement whatsoever they're like oh right our expensive and impractical taste in clothing is the only thing we have in common

#she was like oh i want adventure so i will date a conman...wait not this much! babe stop doing art crime and just be theoretically bad!#hes like oh i have absolutely 100% moved on from the late great One Real Relationship ive ever had in my life i'm fine we're fine it's fine #sara doesn't think lunch counts as a date and he never thinks to plan real dates because he more or less counts all time spent together #and their relationship STARTS while El is telling sara how much better her and peter's lives are for having neal in them #and sara's like 'well what if i don't trust him' and El's like 'git gud i guess. i trust him with my life'#and the parallel conversation is peter gushing about how lucky in love he's been and neal going :( i dont think that's me :(#and peter going oh you just have to give it time :) you just need the right people :) you got this :)#like sara's cool but the two of them were doomed from the start as any sort of romantic partners #we did get some great leyendecker-esque scenes out of them posing in clothes though. so that was cool #white collar #q

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bijoumikhawal · 2 years ago

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also it really is shit how several popular bloggers were like. Horribly bigoted towards ace people when it was cool, but once it stopped being trendy they 1) deleted those posts so receipts couldn't be pulled 2) maybe put up claimed "redactions" or said "omg its been years if you really wanna know wether i still hate those people dm me" but never apologized for their behavior lmao. I don't think any of the people who did that actually changed, I just think they know it's not such an acceptable/fun target to bully anymore. It's really sick how that type of bullying was encouraged for years and how few people repented for their behavior.

#cipher talk #H*stlerose and lgbt*nis in particular come to mind #x***guiw*ng too tbh #They did a weird heel turn of being normal about ace people to insinuating most ace people are homophobic and self centered #And that believing a society which strictly controls your sex life doesn't like you not having sex and may punish you is a 'white thing'#As though the pressures around sex are not MORE strongly felt by PoC #I don't wanna say 'imagine if there was a mass movement of people who said they hated gay men and homophobia wasn't real and they never #Apologized or faced consequences' bc I know that exists. It's on Twitter and it's why I'm cagey around how people on tumblr say f*g #(I do mean like other lgbtq people tbc)#But like it's ridiculously fucked up that it happened. That people allowed it. That most people have forgotten about it either bc #They were targeted or bc they did the targeting #Remember when a real human being who had recently come out as ace was murdered for rejecting a man and people turned her into a fucking #Discourse topic? And posted decapitation photos claiming they were of her in tags about ace people/spread rumors about that?#I do. I fucking do.#Remember all the discussions about how 'denying your partner sex' was abuse? How ace people were p*dos for forcing discussions of sexuality #Onto kids? How wanting non alcoholic non sex forward spaces- something ND people and addicts also discussed- became a fucking crime?#Because ace people also thought it was cool?#Like g-d I know this was painful and I'm not saying we should do discourse again but forgetting all that isn't helpful either

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gelarshiesprofruitboarder · 1 month ago

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IM CRYING AT THE LIST OF CATEGORIES ON EVIL BILL N TEDS VILLAINS WIKI PAGE. MISOGYNISTS???? LMAO

#some of these r just wrong #theyre not juvenile delinquints theyre adults….. they wouldve been if we were in the first movie bit were not !!!!#calling them stupid….#GENDERLESS????????? since when #fuck dude i WISH #PERVERTS LMAOOO #anyways misogynists made me actually lose it whys that there??? whys that a category??? i mean they ARE i guess but. ????#bill and ted #evil bill and ted #jello shut up challenge #partners in crime JUST CALL THEM FAGS #also whys there just a picture of them shirtless im so sick of you people #not even the wires to show off that theyre robots its just the part right before that

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andrxsmarty · 3 months ago

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camera chronicles 20/31 @clubsmarties

#connected.☆ lucie #lifelong partner in crime ; wally #birth month shenanigans #you were at Quantico and couldn't get home so we went to you and surprised you #this reaction was 200% pure

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veroraine · 1 month ago

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i miss The Hole at my uni. the one you could crawl through to the forbidden corridor

#they sealed it off with scraps of metal last time i looked #but i believe i could access it again with a screwdriver or pliers maybe #too bad my partner in crime has already finished uni we were supposed to break in there together #i mean we could still do it. if i manage to convince him to go back to that wretched place with me #🦷

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idkstuffiguess · 5 months ago

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Dazai being Chuuya's weirdo civilian bf is everything to me they're not even dating at the beginning of the fic Dazai just needed an excuse for why they were so close and picked the worst one on purpose

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silverselfshippingchaos · 4 months ago

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GOD HE LOOKED SO HANDSOME IN THIS SCENE...

#ash rambles 💚#AHDJAGSJAHSJ SAVE ME DETECTIVE DAD SAVE ME #haha what if we were both 40-something y/o detective partners... and we kissed... haha jk... unless..?#HE IS SO... AJSHWJEGWNDGQJDHJQSJ #HE'S SO AJDHQJDHWJEHWJ #I'm normal about him (I'm not)#AHDJAHDJAHDBJWDB M.AKOTO D.ATE THE MAN THAT YOU ARE..........#i need him so bad it's actually a little concerning at this point #he's so PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYY #my partner in (not) crime 🔍

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sidekick-hero · 2 years ago

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Changing the big bang idea roughly a month before the first 50% draft is due, that's living on the edge, right? Never felt so wild before.

#still i feel so much better now #the original idea is great and Jen and I will write it one day but by god it had gotten out of control #and we were stuck in the planning phase - no writing was happening #and now the first chapter of the new idea comes along SO WELL #shout out to the best partner in crime and writing soulmate Jen for being on the same page as me (as always) 💜💜💜#big bang

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mysticmoondancer · 1 year ago

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#i've been debating this for a while now (like for months) but then i forgot all about it until i finally heard from an old fanfiction #pen pal if mine recently. they said they're more on discord than anything else nowadays. so it'd be easier for them to communicate on there #than on Fanfiction.net #we were like fanfiction partners in crime together! lol #tumblr polls

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prcserpina · 2 years ago

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i’m really out here, secretly in love with my best friend, at my big age of 23 🤡

#what i would like to know is: how have i had 0 character development since the age of 15???#there are times when i think he might feel the same way too. and i know everyone around us just assumed we were dating over the last 2y.#but there are other times where he treats me like i am a BOY 🤡#and next year he is moving to NY. the thought of which makes me feel sick #he just does my absolutely fucking head in and yet i adore this man so much and he has been my joy and confidante and partner in crime #since i was 21 and truly all i want to do is just share every aspect of my life and myself with him #🤡🤡🤡

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thanatoseyes · 9 months ago

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So we're in Avernus in my DND campaign and I play Hysteria a purple tiefling, fighter/warlock, my patron being Asmodeus, grand pa pa. We passed this mirror ice wall and my first instinct was to shatter it but I didn't. Instead hysteria was granted a wish. And you know what she wished for? For Asmodeus to be free. It didn't actually work entirely. But it did loosen a few chains and I think she started the apocalypse.

#were talking to bell right now #hes not very happy he doesn't know what is going on and hysteria keeps lying to him #she used to be chaotic neutral but she has since tripped and fallen into lawful evil #my two partners in crime are a cn kalistar that hates Asmodeus and loves unicorns and paladin good lady gwen who wants to bring palor to his #knees and instate zivilin i didnt spell name right as right full ruler of the heavens #in game gwen the paladin is kind of livid about whats going on right now #outside my roommate is having the time of her life with the chaos #dnd #its a fun time #hysteria has miraculously not died yet #this friday will be a treat because we get to see what is happening #lmao the last like four sessions were supposed to wrap up loose ends to the campaign but weve jsut made it all worse #so weve got a few more before my roommate the dm the other one figures out what hes going to do next

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